Song: Little Blue Pill

Little Blue Pill

Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I'm over the hill

Don't wanna have sex
Nope nope nope
Little blue pill
Gives my husband hope

Can't make a pill
Til we define the disease
Doctors would you
Hurry up please

Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I'm over the hill

Thought them hormones
Would make me hot
Doc was right
They did not

Hot flashes make me
Swing my fan
No help from that
Testosterman

Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I'm over the hill

Doctor this
Is really no joke
My husband says
He'll slit his throat

Can't make a pill
Til we define the disease
They're trying hard
Those drug companies

Little blue pill
Little blue pill
Help me help me
I'm over the hill

I think we'll know
If they define a disease
Drug companies will tell us
On tv

Doctor I found
Just the thing
A brand new stimulating
Clitoral ring

Don't wanna have sex
Nope nope nope
Little blue pill
Gives my husband hope


6/4/06